May 2012
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May 30th
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May 27th
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A NEW STUPID BLOG
I haven’t played a Pokèmon game since I beat Yellow like 13 years ago. I started playing Fire Red this week and I’ve been keeping a blog about it. Here’s a link: http://pokemonbastard.tumblr.com I won’t update it as frequently as I did yesterday, but I will update every time I catch a new  Pokèmon , every time a  Pokèmon  evolves, every badge I get, and every time...
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 15th
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May 9th
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For What It's Worth: For What It's Worth - Episode... →
forwhatitsworthpodcast: Upload MP3 and download MP3 using free MP3 hosting from Tindeck. Woe to you, O Mary Worth readers, for the Devil sends For What It’s Worth with wrath! Reckon the Number of the Beast for it is a human number: Six Hundred and Sixty-Six… OH NEVERMIND. It’s only Episode 6… OKAY ITS DONE
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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April 2012
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For What It's Worth - Episode 5
forwhatitsworthpodcast: Upload MP3 and download MP3 using free MP3 hosting from Tindeck. OH BOY OH BOY! It’s another episode of For What It’s Worth! The First and Only Mary Worth Fancast! This week, FIFTH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA! A new story arc begins! PLUS PLUS there’s a super-special guest introduction! Here’s the audio version and some comics to help you follow along at home! The video...
Apr 30th
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Danielle and I TXT a Lot
Me: im gay pls tuch my butt lmao
Dumbyell McDumbass: ill tonguepunch ur brown balloon knot til ur balls fall off n drop on tha flor n a dog eatz tham
Dumbyell McDumbass: not jsut any dog. a gay dog. the wurlds gayest dog. its actually just elton jon eatin ur balls
Me: lmbo yea do a mruder on my bitty balls and make dem atrophy n die n turn blak and fall off ii want tht gay dog to fuk me wwit a dildo
Dumbyell McDumbass: elton jouhn tha gay dog is made of brokn glas dildos n is moer thn hapie 2 gouge ur butt open liek a jak o latern. 187 on ur gay butte
Me: my ass is dead now nigga gota desd ass lol shiiit
Dumbyell McDumbass: LAMO! ur ded. gunna cut out ur lower intestins n boil up some chitlins fo the nayberhood lololol n steal ur sweet kkicks
Me: holpy shit ur makin my butt sweeaty n sticky wantin u 2 cut me up in lil pieces n thro em in the trash lmbo
Dumbyell McDumbass: HOLPY SHIT haahahahah
Apr 30th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 24th
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For What It's Worth - Episode 4
forwhatitsworthpodcast: Our fourth outing into a podcast for the King Feature Syndicate smash hit comic strip, Mary Worth! Enjoy! (Video version coming soon!) Upload MP3 and download MP3 using free MP3 hostingfrom Tindeck. Monday, April 16th Tuesday, April 17th Wednesday, April 18th Thursday, April 19th Friday, April 20th Saturday, April 21st Sunday, April 22nd OH HEY...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 16th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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March 2012
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Mar 28th
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Adam and I Are Gay Lovers
Me: Adam, would you let me wash you??
Adam Stardust: no.
Me: What about if I just watched you taking a bath??
Adam Stardust: Even worse.
Me: Adam, relationships are all about compromise. You're doing more taking than giving.
Adam Stardust: I AM NOT A GIVER I GUESS
Me: That's right you're not. Insert joke about me fucking you and you get owned yet again by me.
Adam Stardust: Hahahaha
Mar 23rd
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Mar 13th
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Nevermind, I Found It →
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 7th
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My Life is the Goddamn Jetsons
For the first time in my life I have appreciated the role that technology plays in our lives.  As with most of my epiphanies, it came to me while I was having a shit on the toilet. I caught a whiff of my own stench and shouted “Whew! That was a bad one!”  I began to wave away the stink not with a magazine, not with a book, but with my Amazon Kindle. I was waving away a nasty fart...
Mar 6th
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February 2012
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Feb 27th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 7th
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January 2012
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Adam and I Talk About Dicks
Me: Hey Adam would it be gay if I sent you a dick pic??
Adam Stardust: Yes
Me: What if it's just the bottom of the shaft? No tip.
Adam Stardust: Just the neck? Less gay but still gay
Me: The neck?? That is the best name for a dick shaft I've ever heard.
Adam Stardust: A girl always told me she wanted me to show her a little neck. Its like dude clevage
Me: Are you sure she wasn't talking about your top neck and you whipped your dick out at her?
Adam Stardust: Now that you mention it...
Me: So if you show a little neck at a girl sees but a GUY takes a peep at your rod, is that gay? Like out of the corner of his eye?
Adam Stardust: Yes
Me: So if another guy sees your dick it turns you gay? Shit shit shit shit shit.
Adam Stardust: ULTRA GAY
Me: I'm glad I didn't send you that dick pic earlier. I got a real weird dick, man.
Adam Stardust: hahaha
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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