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14th November 2012

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FWIW: November 14, 2012

Eric: Just read Mary Worth. JIM’S FACE
Eric: Is he going to bite Dawn?
Sam: More than likely.
Eric: LOOK OUT
Sam: Maybe Jim didn’t want to DATE his dead sister… he wanted… to eat her.
Sam: BUM BUM BUM
Eric: D:
Eric: Oh nooooo
Eric: All but her left arm
Sam: Isn’t there some fucked-up anime where this guy eats stuff and then his arms turn into guns or something?
Sam: Maybe that’s what Jim’s going for.
Eric: Haha
Sam: If I’m imagining this anime, I will be the one to make it.
Sam: It was my idea. Samuel K 2012 Original Character Do Not Steal
Eric: Doesn’t sound familiar. But I’d watch it
Sam: You could get in on the ground floor right now, Eric.
Sam: I’ll be the next big name in anime.
Sam: Step aside, Studio Ghibli.
Sam: There’s a new Sheriff in town.
Sam: I just need some startup money, Rick.
Eric: How To Draw Guys That Eat Things and Grow Gun Arms
Sam: Oh shit, I can just dispense with the plot and just do Katy Coope style instruction books.
Eric: Yes!
Eric: How To Draw Sonic As A Human
Sam: Eric, we’re going to make a million dollars with this.

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6th November 2012

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FWIW: November 5-6th, 2012

Wilbur, you fat slob.

Wilbino: Nosy Dad

The new FWIW format has its advantages and disadvantages. Unfortunately, we stopped the podcast just as fat ol’ Wilbino re-entered the picture. On the plus side, now at least now you don’t have to listen to my anguished sobs as this story arc continues to grind along at its glacial pace. 

There are 175 days between May 15th (when this all started) and today. That’s nearly half a year.  

I at least have not plumbed the depths of despair as thoroughly as Wilbur, who appears to have given up on life so completely as to forego his table manners and is now eating directly out of the casserole dish in Panel 1 of today’s strip.

- Sam


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27th September 2012

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EIGHTEEN FUCKING WEEKS SHIIIIT!!!!

I do this podcast about Mary Worth with Eric every week and here’s a new episode. We’ve been doing this podcast for 26 weeks. 18 of those weeks have been spent on a single story line that just won’t fucking die. 

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29th August 2012

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Hey dumb-dumbs, it’s a brand new, SPOOKY episode of For What It’s Worth! This week: Dead teenagers, father-daughter comedy routines, the word “brackish” and we do a new bit at the end of the show where we PERSONALLY THANK YOU IDIOTS FOR LISTENING!!!! LINK LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE!

Everybody listen to my podcast and if you like it reblog it please and Eric and I will kiss you.

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23rd August 2012

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Well bless my soul! It’s a new For What It’s Worth! This week: The return of a hero! Ghosts! The Strange Tale of Baby Man! AND MORE?? Link, comment, like, subscribe, and maybe… you’ll get a treat?? Thanks for listening!

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16th August 2012

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Avast me hearties! It’s For What It’s Worth Episode 20! This week: The shocking conclusion (?) to Dawn and Wilbur’s tale of survival. Other talking points include Guy Fieri, blood and gore, giants, underwear, and KISSING. LINK LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE AND KISS US WE LOVE YOU THANKS FOR LISTENING

We made 20 episodes of this god damned show and you people need to listen to it. It’s me and my friend Eric talking about Mary Worth.

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18th July 2012

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Set sail for a new episode of For What It’s Worth! Celebrity guests this week include the late Jerry Orbach, David Bowie, Emeril Lagasse and Barack Obama! Also: Inappropriate names for cruise ships, drunk daddies, and VIKING LORE. It’s another sssssmokin’ episode, so LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE TO OUR SHOW ITS GOOD I PROMISE.

Hey, stupids, it’s another For What It’s Worth podcast that I did with Eric. Go follow that Tumblr so I can stop reblogging the show for you idiots. 

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12th July 2012

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Who’s ready for a new For What It’s Worth!? Eric and I remain trapped in Satan’s realm, and the pressure is starting to get to us. Still, we’re reading Mary Worth and reporting our findings to YOU, dear listeners! This week: Too much gelato, bikini beach babes, and evil incantations! LIKE SHARE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE ITS A PODCAST YA DING DONGS.

Hey stupids who don’t follow the podcast Tumblr but follow this one: ERIC AND I MADE A NEW EPISODE OF FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW!!!

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20th June 2012

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For What It’s Worth - Episode 12

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Well bless my soul! It’s a new episode of For What It’s Worth! This week, Sam and Eric unravel the mysteries of Satanic blood cults, eat a whole dozen muffins, and do no fewer than THREE animal impressions! This is the audio version of the podcast. You can play this week’s episode and follow along in the gallery below! 


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WHY ARENT ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOLLOWING THE FOR WHAT ITS WORTH PODCAST BLOG YET!? It’s a podcast I make with Eric about Mary Worth and it’s great so go listen to the episodes, ya bimbos! 

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5th June 2012

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For What It's Worth: For What It's Worth - Episode 10 →

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Lord Samuel and His Grace Eric are back with Episode 10 of For What It’s Worth: The Seven Kingdoms’ First and ONLY Mary Worth Podcast. We’ve been sitting on the Iron Throne of Mary Worth Podcasting for…

Hey, it’s a new episode of the cool podcast Eric and I do about Mary Worth! Let everybody in the WORLD know that we’re at Episode 10 and still going strong! 

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